Vegetarians can't be cannibals

Me: "I'm gonna eat you!"
Elly: "NO!"
Me: "Oh. I thought you were yummy. You're not yummy?"
Elly: "No, Mommy, you won't like me because I will be meat."



While I was typing this, Kes just ran into the room, buck naked, and said, "Bye Mommy, we're going to the park!"