D, during his required post-bath towel cuddle:
"Mommy, this is my penis."
Me: "Yes it is."
D: "And where is my scrotum?"
Me: "Right there."
D: "What is my scrotum?"
Me: "That's it."
D: "No, WHAT IS IT??? Like, my penis pees. My anus poops. What is my scrotum?"
Me: "You mean, what does it do? What is it for?"
D: "Yeah."
Me: "It keeps your testicles in it."
D: "My tessicles?"
Me: "Yes, they're very important parts of your body inside your scrotum."
D: "Can we eat them?"
Me: "No, they stay in your body, we don't eat testicles."
D: "Oh, okay. Can we eat possicles?"
Me: "Yes, eating popsicles is a much better idea."
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